Anal Clapathon 

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

Anal Clapathon by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".

"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"

anal jag by fanyole23 January 14, 2019

Anal Spittoon 

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

Anal Spittoon by BeObie January 21, 2019

anal aura 

The light emitted from igniting one’s flatulance, the spectacle display of which is said to reflate the nature one’s true personality.

Tim’s blue green anal aura burned the bed sheets and almost caught the whole cabin on fire. His girlfriend noted that the colors reflect his over sexed jealous nature...

anal aura by navadude April 11, 2019

Anal Pole Rat

The grungiest of strippers who are willing to and allow anal sex in a private dance room for little or no extra expense. Often found practicing around local military bases where the local talent is not very impressive.

“Dude, Brian just got done getting a dance from Serenity.”
“Gross man I heard she was a total Anal Pole Rat!”

Anal Pole Rat by Obi Juan Jewnobi July 30, 2019

Anal sauna

Profusely sweating from your crack, Sweltering from the anal cavity

I just got done running a marathon and now I have an anal sauna going on.

Anal sauna by SJP - CLP August 19, 2019

Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass

The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.

Anal Palmer by Mycatlego September 9, 2019