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Africane

Noun Af-ri-keyn

A derogatory term used against black African-Americans. It is used to describe the often violent riots and buffoonery that occur in mass scale when entire communities of colored people of African descent feel a racial injustice has occurred against them.

The word is derived from the combination of African and Hurricane because these events (which are exclusive to people of black African descent) share similarities with a severe storm. Many of the signs of an "Africane" are shop fires, overturned cars, mass looting, and severe violence against weak white men and pregnant white women.

Most Africanes occur on at least a metropolitan scale, but are known to have spread at a both regional and national scale.
Examples:

1. "Earl, get the popcorn ready. There is going to be an Africane after the jury deliberates on the Ferguson case."

2. "Boy, were those niggers chimp'n the fuck out. It was a good thing it didn't turn into a Africane, we wouldn't have made it out alive."

3. "Sharon, don't leave the house now you hear? There's an Africane going on out there. I don't want you to lose the baby."

4. "Today we need to board up the windows and if there's any left buy some additional paramilitary gear and guns for this Africane that is coming."
by TheVenerable7x7 November 25, 2014
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African-British

An African-American person who has a British accent. This word is derived off of African-American, but instead of the black person being American, they are British.
Have you seen ma boy Ababacar?
Naw
Well he iz an African-British
Dang
by TheUnbornWendigo October 8, 2016
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African blender

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!
by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017
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african trash compactor

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength
I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!
by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020
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Space-Man Africa

Pronounced space-man africa even though there is a silent AND invisible letter "A" at the beginning
Katie's middle name is Space-Man Africa
by haha i told u lol December 20, 2010
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African Cow Tipping

Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.
"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."
by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010
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Africanise

To gradually or radically destroy through incompetence or corruption.
You know, Africa is probably gonna Africanise into the stone age again.
by African___ August 23, 2010
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