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skeet

to move or leave, usually by car, as in exiting a party and heading back to the pad.
Hey man, this party is whack, let's skeet on over to the house.
by Jimmy Myrick November 10, 2006
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

she stole my weed then fucked my friend, what a skeet
by akcom March 20, 2004
mugGet the skeetmug.

Skeet Hoe

See: Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe #2. for defintion
Greeks love Skeet Hoes because just one of them can serve the whole frat! Choo Choo
by Scutologist July 2, 2006
mugGet the Skeet Hoemug.

Skeet Shooting

When your fucking a girl and without saying a word pull out and bust your load all over her.
Man she was so pissed that I went skeet shooting!!
by patchy9123 September 8, 2010
mugGet the Skeet Shootingmug.

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
by Infant Boner July 5, 2016
mugGet the Skeet Slapmug.

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)
Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag
by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019
mugGet the Skeet ragmug.

dirty skeet

An unhygienic, unclean and mischievous young person
Look at young Martins unclean face, he's a dirty skeet
by Pedro Niños April 4, 2016
mugGet the dirty skeetmug.

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