Dog wiener

The pink crayon in the crayola pack

MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!

by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

Big wiener sami

A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.

Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

Patrick Wienand

gimp²

Person 1: 'What do you think of Patrick Wienand'
Person 2: 'He's such a bloody gimp'

by willyoutjohnson January 30, 2025

Dutch wiener

Farting under the blankets while getting a blowjob

She didn’t have to fake gagging on it once I slipped her the Dutch Wiener.

by Brandonibaloni February 6, 2026

Willy the Wien

A living breathing wiener. He is always depressed because so many woman have an addiction to Willy. They abuse him. He also has a facebook page for people to give him support on his depression.

So many woman are in love with Willy the Wien.

by Supe Sizze Swag October 26, 2011

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014

Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015