Viet Kong Wipe 

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.

I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.

Viet Kong Wipe by HouseFace May 23, 2025

San Francisco wet wipe 

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

San Francisco wet wipe by Damon184 June 11, 2025

Wenatchee Wet Wipe

A Wenatchee Wet Wipe /wɛˈnætʃi ˈwet ˌwaɪp/ occures when one goes #2 in a porta potty that is on the verge of overflowing and some of the filthy water splashes back on their genitalia, perineum, sphincter and/or buttocks.

It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.

''I dropped a deuce in the porta potty and got a free Wenatchee Wet Wipe''

Wenatchee Wet Wipe by The Flying Frenchman 13 November 22, 2025

Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.

‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’

Schrodinger’s Wipe by JimboJdog November 26, 2025

Nebraskan Bear Wipe

When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.

“Jessica gave me a Nebraskan Bear Wipe on Saturday and now my bum burns”

Nebraskan Bear Wipe by Babyboo2026 February 28, 2026

Arabic Ass Wipe

The arabic ass wipe is when you take a crap and then sit ontop of anothers forehead. Then slowly move down their face till you hit their chin and it makes a long brown line.

“Dude, I took a dump yesterday and right after I gave my girl the Arabic Ass Wipe”

Arabic Ass Wipe by TheBootyRipper March 2, 2026

Yellow wet wipe

When a female wipes her soggy minge and arsehole from front to back in one wiping action, starting with a dry tissue, by the time she has reached her anus the tissue is wet enough to clean them brown stains without too much additional effort.

I cleaned all my bits with a yellow wet wipe

Yellow wet wipe by YellowSplash May 14, 2026