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San Francisco wet wipe 

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
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Wenatchee Wet Wipe

A Wenatchee Wet Wipe /wɛˈnætʃi ˈwet ˌwaɪp/ occures when one goes #2 in a porta potty that is on the verge of overflowing and some of the filthy water splashes back on their genitalia, perineum, sphincter and/or buttocks.

It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.
''I dropped a deuce in the porta potty and got a free Wenatchee Wet Wipe''

Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.
‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’
Schrodinger’s Wipe by JimboJdog November 26, 2025

Nebraskan Bear Wipe

When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.
“Jessica gave me a Nebraskan Bear Wipe on Saturday and now my bum burns
Nebraskan Bear Wipe by Babyboo2026 February 28, 2026

Arabic Ass Wipe

The arabic ass wipe is when you take a crap and then sit ontop of anothers forehead. Then slowly move down their face till you hit their chin and it makes a long brown line.
Dude, I took a dump yesterday and right after I gave my girl the Arabic Ass Wipe

Yellow wet wipe

When a female wipes her soggy minge and arsehole from front to back in one wiping action, starting with a dry tissue, by the time she has reached her anus the tissue is wet enough to clean them brown stains without too much additional effort.
I cleaned all my bits with a yellow wet wipe