Wartgow

A drinker of Santorum.

"EW! Thats worse that sex with children, you Wartgow!"

by atlasfire January 9, 2012

wartled

Too drunk to text that you are wasted.

"I am so wartled I can't see the buttons on my phone.."

by catwoman33 August 20, 2012

waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.

" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..

by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014

warthog wannabe

Someone who is so ugly, they would rather look like a warthog than what they currently look like.

That girl Amy is a warthog wannabe, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

My friend tried to set me up on a blind date and she turned out to be a total warthog wannabe.

by YourEditor December 12, 2013

Warthog

A vehicle in the Halo saga. This is an armored truck with a gatling gun turret. Very useful in Slayer and Capture The Flag. Three guys can fit in the vehicle. One drives, one shoots, and one passenger.
The vehicle can be carried by the Pelican dropship. The gatling gun can overheat if fired too much.
The vehicle can be stunned by a Plasma Pistol's charge blast.

This vehicle closely resembles the animal of its namesake.

Let's get in the Warthog.

by negrosahn May 8, 2015

wartcock

A dude who has a single or multiple wart(s) on his genitals.

Did you hear about Rob hooking up with that chick? She said he's got a wartcock.

by Stevensmith111 May 13, 2016

waste of brain

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good brain some other person could be using.

He wasn't even able to add 5 and 4. What a total waste of brain.

by Summer Stars December 21, 2016