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warthog wannabe 

Someone who is so ugly, they would rather look like a warthog than what they currently look like.

That girl Amy is a warthog wannabe, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

My friend tried to set me up on a blind date and she turned out to be a total warthog wannabe.

warthog wannabe by YourEditor December 12, 2013