Elite group of "athletes" often associated with the Mission District of San Francisco, CA USA. They show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.
These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.
These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.
Looks like Team Valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some shitty neon fixed gear.
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Get the Skeeter Valentine mug.Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.
Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-
Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?
Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.
Girl: Cool!
Valentard: So I play piano.
Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?
Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.
Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?
Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?
Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.
Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?
Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.
Girl: Cool!
Valentard: So I play piano.
Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?
Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.
Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?
Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?
Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.
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