turbononce

To describe a person who is more nonce-like than a typical nonce

That guy is a pure turbononce

by Rockcookiemix January 24, 2018

Chunky Tugboat

An alcohol induced move where after consuming too much tequila you quickly realize you're going to blow chunks. Instead of b-lining for the toilet you scan the room for the ugliest chick with the biggest tits. Once the victim has been identified you pull her towards you by the waist of her jeans and with the free hand, tuck her shirt into her jeans. At the same time you lean forward, vomiting into her chesticles and motorboating her into eternal shame and disgust.

That party was ridiculous last night!! Did you hear how I ruined Kelley's night by giving that broad a chunky tugboat? Bitch left in tears!

by The Design Ninja February 21, 2011

The Turbanator

A piss take of The Termintaor but with people that wear turbans hence the term Turbanator, Commonly referenced to a user of the PSN - TheTurbanator, Images Depict Asian guy with a turban rockin a gat. Images also use sun glasses or called "Stunnas" by TheTurbanator with the signature red dot on them from the terminator movies.

Hey man check out the turbanator over there!
oh shit it's the turbanator!
Duck son, it's the Turbanator!
Man i just got Turbanated!

by Nasatron April 14, 2008

turbosmurfing

when someone is playing a game or sport exceptionally well; a player who appears to be a level above everyone else around is turbosmurfing.

In video games, someone who is beating everyone else badly can be considered smurfing. Smurfing is when a higher skill player uses an alternate, fresh account and gets paired with lower skill players, so they end up beating everyone else badly. Turbosmurfing is the next level of smurfing.

Did you see that lolTyler1 pentakill yesterday? He's turbosmurfing dude

by yassuo (moe) February 12, 2018

turboshit

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.

You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.

by missadventure November 4, 2006

Turbanize

-Verb. Ter-buh-nhyz, -ized, -izing, -ization.
The demographical process by which an increasing cultural gradient of middle-eastern/subcontinental people enter a particular community.

The once white, Christian, middle-class town was overrun by sand monkeys and towel heads; it was "turbanized".

by porkypig123 October 19, 2010

playing with her turban

when you send all the wrong kind of signals to a person of the opposite sex when you have absolutely no intentions of starting a relationship.

usually just for the kick/thrill of knowing that you can. people who play with other people's turbans are usually regarded as jerk-offs.

"is Anthony two-timing his girlfriend with that new babe?"

"nah, he's just playing with her turban"

by jetxian May 31, 2009