Pregnant tree

A tree that has a large, round, protruding growth from the stump.

"Wow, that's a pregnant tree if I ever saw one!"

by ¡EVA! December 9, 2008

Your Family Tree LGBT

A superhuman roast, responding to the whole chain of "Your Mom Gay", "Your Dad Lesbian", etc. Be careful with this roast, as it can hurt the victim used upon to the point of death.

"Your mom gay"
"You're dad Lesbian lol"
"Your family tree LGBT"

*Victim brings hands to head, tries to comfort the searing brain pain, but dies violently.*

by Swagrosoft May 26, 2018

tree trunk

A fatass thigh.(Commonly Associated with Cankles)

Damn! Look at those girls legs. Them some tree-trunks!

by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003

tree-hugger

Slur for a flower-child or hippy

Look at the tree-huggers without cars whining about McDonalds.

by Gumba Gumba March 4, 2004

Treed

What happens to cats when they get chased by dogs/kids/etc, and end up in a tree to escape.

That cat got treed.

by Willoe July 4, 2011

Treecon

When an individual has been offered multiple strains of cannabis, it is necesary to investagate each variety in what is known as Treeconissance

Forsure bro...lemme drive on over and do a little treecon

by J-Karb July 29, 2011

Grapefruit Tree

A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).

Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?

Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

Man 1: Harsh.

Man 2: That's how I roll.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010