toolshed

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014

Toothbrushing

The act of toothbrushing is when your significant other gives you a hand job and he or she uses your dick as if it were a toothbrush and proceeds to swish it around their mouth or a blow job.

Example of toothbrushing
John:hey Janie did you brush your teeth?
Janie: Uh no I ran out of toothpaste.
John:don't worry I have some.

by Guyscalmdown April 24, 2016

Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.

I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.

by DaddyStru July 4, 2018

toochie

toochie is a word used for a very hairy vagina

yo dude last night that girl had a toochie

by Basic.Bunny February 26, 2022

Tooski

A women of womanly origins with cute checks and nice buttocks

"I heard he likes cock"
- Tooskis Mom

Look at that Tooski! What a wierdo, I think he likes loli?

by LargeAidzzzz696969420XXxx March 7, 2022

Sabre Tooth Tiger

An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.

Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!

by mrbearsh May 30, 2009

Douche Tooth

wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness

Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.

As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.

by boredinoakley October 3, 2009