toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!

The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness

by Comparability October 30, 2017

toastery

The act of making toast or toasting something.

Her toastery was exquisite.

by shamwowpow November 29, 2017

tattered trunks

OL RATCHET WHITE BOI SHORTS

IMMA GET OUTTA THESE TATTERED TRUNKS

by EASTLOSDIZZIPELON December 17, 2017

Toasterface

When someone says, "u" instead of you, and you mentally murder them 500000000000000000000 times, and then block their number.

Annoying person: *texting* did u get the math homework
Me: *Blocks number and ignores person until they see the made mistake and say sorry*
Annoying Person: Sorry, I was being a toasterface earlier, I was in a rush.

by IreallyLikePizza May 27, 2018

Toasted

To be really high

Cause bread is baked and then once it’s past baked it’s toasted

by Tastelesstoast May 29, 2018

Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).

Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!

by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018

Toasters

Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc

Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”

by Chellebaby109dafox June 3, 2018