Thomas J.

Nut shaker. Males who loves coons. He is a Twover not a Twater. Male who likes to dress up as Harry Potter. Gaybasher. Loves yes on 8.

"I can't believe you are dating a Thomas J. He'll totally try to steal my coonskin hat."

"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."

by Mrs. Rosie G March 30, 2009

A Thomas

A danish word for having your best friend Banging your crush while you are having a shit in the bathroom.

" sec hon, i need to use the bathroom" *suddenly a wild Thomas appeared "Hello, Wanna fuck?"
"Yes please" *Boy entering the room "OMG, you just did a Thomas

by Definitely not Axel November 9, 2015

Thomas

An adopted kid that is shit at fortnite and can hit the sickest wip of 2018. And usually has no friends and cries himself to sleep.

Jk.

Thomas calls me a nonce on a daily basis

by Yrhfndnxn jeff November 26, 2018

Thomas

Thomas, an obnoxious turd.

Person: Yo, Thomas.
Thomas: *wink*

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

Ben Thomas

DERP SLERP HERP DURP

BOOM POWERCRYSTAL!

"My names Ben Thomas; Derp!"

"My names Ben Thomas; I have the powercrystal so fuck you!"

by nakedman12 August 31, 2011

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy

Koji Thompson is a fag.

by bo jackson March 3, 2005