textacre

to send a ridiculous amount of texts to the same person in a matter of minutes

man 1:have you heard from john? ...i havent been able to get thru to him since his breakup with jenny

man2: oh you didnt hear?..jenny has been textacreing him

by billy goat jr March 12, 2009

Texas Sabre

A person that pretends to be a total bad ass but really is a basement dweller.

Man, he thinks he is so cool but really I heard he was a Texas Sabre.

by bonerslol November 8, 2009

Texas Nap

To sit still inside with the air-conditioning on.

It is so hot out today. Can we please take a Texas Nap?

by Anicxo918 May 12, 2010

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

Texas Dangler

When a woman is wearing a skirt so short that her pussylips are hanging out the bottom.

"Gross i think i just saw that fat chicks' texas dangler"

by Kottonmouthed January 10, 2012

Texas Slushie

When, during her period, you pour chili on a woman's vagina and suck it up with a straw.

She was on the rag and wouldn't let me do her, so I gave her a Texas Slushie.

by Ronnie Davidson November 18, 2013

texas truck skiing

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.

Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me

by The Prospect December 11, 2013