decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe
She's a decking tool!!
by TheOGGoat! September 29, 2017
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zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.
that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.
by emsevolmomruoy November 07, 2006
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super tool

Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.
"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."

Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"
by Noob69 May 17, 2010
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tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 05, 2018
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rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
by ERB3 February 16, 2017
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Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
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Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.
Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!
by iammatt9 August 01, 2009
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