rule 34

if it exists there is porn of it

lego men raping oranges.

computer putting its "plug" into a laptops "usb"
that is rule 34

by sellsulor December 31, 2010

Rule 1

Run

Rule 1
Doctor: "RUN"

by TimeLord Science July 9, 2015

Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet rule that basically means if it exists, porn or anything connected to porn about it will exist

My childhood was smashed before my eyes when i saw spondebob rule 34'd. Why god, why?

by FatMan437 September 15, 2009

rule 8

If you draw the last pint of beer from the keg then you are responsible for getting said keg refilled.

You know the rules. Rule 8 is: you kill the keg, you fill the keg.

by qpeojpernfgnrgrg July 9, 2009

Golden Rule

Treat others the way you would like to be treated.

Sarah gave me a Reese Peanut Butter Cup. According to the Golden Rule I should repay such kindness.

by Torch156 November 16, 2010

Rule 23

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)

*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!

by MissNoodles June 23, 2006

The 6 rule

Deep down what every woman wants in a man - 6 feet, 6 inches and 6 figures.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there!
Girl 2: I'm sure he definitely follows the 6 rule!

by allieb December 8, 2014