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The Doctor 

He is like fire, burning through time, as old as forever the past in his prime. You'll see his blue spaceship materialize, he'll look out and say to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
A 900 year old alien from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his blue time machine, the TARDIS. It's chameleon circuit has broken, so it's stuck looking like a blue police box.
Person 1: Oh my goodness, the doctor is so hot!
Person 2: Not just that, he can travel through time and space!

Person 1: Did you see the new episode of Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh yeah, where the Doctor meets River Song again.
The Doctor by TARDIStacular October 19, 2010

The Dark Web 

A place that cannot be accessed by your everyday browsers like Google, Internet Explorer or FireFox. Here you are completely anonymous, no one knows who the hell you are, The Dark Web is used by pedophiles, drug addicts, criminals, people wishing someone dead or people who want to visit a country and get some fake cash. They're are many things you can purchase, quite expensive tbh, probably the most notable thing you can buy is a hitman, these cost multiple K and will kill ANYONE, so make sure no one aint got no dirt on you, they can order this on you! Another "enjoyed" offering is 5-15 year old girl sex slaves who have been kidnapped by some sicko, drugs and weapons are common buy too. For some sick motherfuckers, the dark web is the leading porn industry, well sort of, PornHub is legal, Dark Web Porn is not, Why you ask? Well basically, these girls are underage, many of them 11 or 12 some even younger, the thing aswell, these girls did not consent to this, meaning it is rape, some tapes could end with murder of that girl aswell. It is not only girls though, plenty of boys are receiving this awful treatment too. There is also sick fucks fucking dogs and horses and other things which is bloody disgusting. If you don't believe me then see for yourself, but I ain't telling how to get there, ask your mates or search Google for instructions. Tbh for anyone browsing and curious I have no dirt on you but if anyone of you guys reading this actually partake in this then you are sick.
Guy 1: "I've seen things man"
Guy 2: "What did you see? And where!"
Guy 1: "On the Dark Web, there was a 11 year old girl being raped"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man!"
The Dark Web by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

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The Dirty Dyer 

Including but not limited to banging/railing your girl with hot, sweaty, stinky balls after a baseball game or some sort of extensive exercise causing much persperation.
TBro 1- "Hey man what did you do yesterday after the game?"
Bro 2- "Ummm... nothing really... I had to go home right away... it was good."
Bro 1- "Ya right! You were doin The Dirty Dyer!"
The Dirty Dyer by charga12 April 19, 2010

The Dirty AC 

Common reference to Allegany County. used by its inhabitants to describe the standards of most who reside there.
Guy 1: Oh gross! look at that chick over there!
Guy 2: Wtf she must weight at least 300.. why is she wearing booty shorts
Guy 1: Only in The Dirty AC
The Dirty AC by This Guy Now August 14, 2012

The Disrespect 

This is a phrase to exclaim when a person is being overly disrespectful. If someone is being disrespectful, just say "the disrespect" and the God of karma will snatch them up and swallow them whole.
Katie: *smashes my phone*
Me: (shaking my head ) the disrespect...