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Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!
Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.
"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"
by Bellser July 30, 2006
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butt sweat

On a very long, hot busride/carride with very few rest stops, how your butt gets really sweaty. Also happens on a piano bench.
"Dad, can we stop at this gas-station? John has serious buttsweat and its like a pool down here in the backseat
by Young and Restless June 9, 2004
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Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007
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sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.
Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.
by Polish Avenger June 12, 2006
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sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.
by hank scorpio November 19, 2003
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Sweat Towel

An absorbent garment used to leverage the belly fat of a large female while in the doggy style position. So that vagina is accessible to the male erection.
<Guy 1> She was so big I had to use the sweat towel!
<Guy 2> I wondered were my scarf went.
by Cheez is rice November 2, 2010
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