Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.

Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008

Jersey Shore Fisting

The act of inserting one's fist into another one's anus or vagina, and fist pumping like Pauly D, Mike, Vinny, or Ron off of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore".

Jack: "You have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"

by Undeader25 October 27, 2010

By the shores of Gijagumay

An exclamation of surprise, used after receiving shocking new information. Said by psychic detective Shawn Spencer from the brilliant tv-show Psych.

By the shores of Gijagumay! It really was you who stole all the biscuits, Bobby.

by Killane August 28, 2010

Score

Something Beavis and Butthead will never do

"We're never gonna score! We're just gonna get old like these people! But they've probably already scored!"

by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010

thrift score

finding something of value for cheap in a store or yardsale(not on the internet)

Check it this thrift score: leopard print platform shoes!

by roger February 1, 2004

storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.

Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

high score

The highest number of people killed in a single school shooting. The current high score is 33 held by Cho Seung Hui from the Virginia Tech shooting.

Person 1: "Dude, that kid looks like he's gonna shoot up the school"
Person 2: "I wonder if he can beat the high score?"

by chingchongnipnong October 18, 2008