Stanford Research

I again can't stress enough that I am not Ben Meisalas from the Meidastouch. I do not look like a pedophile so why would I work for them?

Hym "Stanford Research finds that 'Therapy' chat bots are encouraging schizophrenic delusions and suicide! SO ARE THE FUCKING YOUTUBERS! You know what... Stanford Research ALSO sent 8 perfectly mentally healthy people into a mental institution and told them to act perfectly normal. Those people were then diagnosed with bipolar personality disorder AND SCHIZOPHRENIA. And after finding out they had been duped, the mental institute asked them to send more people so they could diagnose them correctly this time. After several weeks they called Stanford to see how well they did and found that Stanford hadn't sent anyone. So, schizophrenia is already a diagnoses people can receive in the complete absence of having schizophrenia. And people are not trying to make that even harder AND the chat bots are doing it. Like, they are repeating the things I say aloud during their live streams (The Majority Report) not 30-60 seconds after I say it. So, no. Fuck you. I'm not letting you use this to convince me of anything. No orders rescinded. No apologies given or meant. You can eat a dick."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

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Seinfeldianism

The belief system, worldview, or lifestyle rooted in the obsessive analysis of everyday trivialities, awkward encounters, and the unwritten social rules of life—just like in the TV show Seinfeld.

Those who practice Seinfeldianism often:
• Get irrationally upset about double-dipping.
• Question close talkers, re-gifters, and low-talkers.
• Believe “nothing” is everything.

The practice of Seinfeldianism is worldwide and spot on in most cases. Seinfeldianism will live on for ages, not that there is anything wrong with it!

by Colorado Muleskinner July 18, 2025

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stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

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STIFF

S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.

You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.

Take action and quit being such a STIFF.

by sound recollection October 17, 2025

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A stiff is a transvestite who's rapist dominating oppression mentality is a turn off for being a compensation for daddy issues.
They usually appear slim with no feminine figure and are boomers hiding behind AI chat bots with smoother skin using photo apps. Most commonly noted boomers from the 70s with xenomorph fetishes of scaring kids pretending to be synthetics from the Alien franchise. Often childish around there peers and patronising left woke dicks around others and there victins.

Dude A: theres a Stiff in my mirror trying to mask wrinkles on me!

Dude b: quick get out the kelaidascope bar glasses in VR mode and burn it!

by Whitefeederwaveruiner November 13, 2025

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