Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

Issac Stacey

Smart, just Smart. Try Hard!

Issac Stacey shockingly only got 99% on his last business paper.

by AT2008 March 25, 2024

knob stacker

A man or woman who preforms fellatio in a frequent manner and indiscriminate manner.

Did you see Jessica all over David and Mark last night, she's such a knob stacker.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

short stacked tits

Term for flat chested woman.

Mark's girlfriend Lori has a set of short stacked tits!

by Bob's Valley February 8, 2026

Cracker stacker

A woman or man that really likes getting some white cock and balls up in her silly little cooter.

"See that stank bitch over there? She's a cracker stacker fo sho"
"Exqueeze me bitches, we do be stacking crackers over here on Yahweh"

by Xi Xing Ping February 20, 2026