DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) 

A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.

When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"

DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) by Pearbear88 July 12, 2020

e-sperm 

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.

Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.

e-sperm by Reaperboy March 28, 2009

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind 

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

smoking sperm foilies

the usage of male ejaculation replacement for cocaine foilies. usually occurs in homosexuals and hoodrats

where the fuck is that faggot alfred? hes in the back with that other faggot gustavo in the restroom smoking sperm foilies all tweaked out

smoking sperm foilies by adam the barbarian March 24, 2012

goat sperm shitter 

A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.

That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!

goat sperm shitter by Qrst1 December 14, 2008

Bull Sperm 

its the cooler way to say Bull Sh**!

Thats a bunch of BULL SPERM I did not sleep with your mom last night it was your Grandma thank you!

Bull Sperm by Lindsay January 22, 2004

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise 

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008