Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

sperm dropper

A man just like a sperm donor who gets a woman pregnant and drops her like a bad habit and wants nothing to do with her and his baby that he created and wants no responsibility period.

This bastard is nothing but a bitch ass sperm dropper ever since he knocked me up and now,he’s wants nothing to do with me and his baby,sorry ass bitch!

by LonLon21da1 March 9, 2023

Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.

My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!

by Ammo4u March 12, 2023

Sperm-troeteldier

"Sperm-troeteldier" (singular) or "Sperm-troeteldiere"(plural) is an Afrikaans - a language spoken in South Africa - collective noun and neologism, that directly translates to "sperm pet/s" in English. It refers to annoying infants/toddlers/children/teenagers, as the concept or idea itself, is derivative of the well-known fact that humanity is the only mammal species in the history of existence that keep their sperms as pets. This quaint little Afrikaans neologism is specifically designated for individuals who really don't like kids, and a very polite (albeit somewhat sarcastically offensive) way to describe those annoying little "knater monsters" (crotch goblins), of your friends and immediate family. This silly little neologism has maximum effect when used in close proximity to a Karen. So, if you don't like kids; this one's for you!

"Jirre, ek moet alweer vandag na my suster se fokken sperm-troeteldiere gaan kyk!"
(Jesus, today I have to go and babysit my sister's fucking sperm pets again!)

"Susan! Kom haal jou sperm-troeteldier, hy het sopas op my nuwe fokken skoene gekots..."
(Susan! Come and fetch your sperm pet, he puked on my new fucking shoes...)

Persoon 1: "Fok, ek haat kinders!"
(Person 1: "Fuck I hate children!"
Persoon 2: "Jy bedoel seker sperm-troeteldiere?!"
(Person 2: "You probably mean sperm pets?!")

by thefriendlysatanist March 20, 2023

make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023