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DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup)

A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
by Pearbear88 July 12, 2020
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e-sperm

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.
Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.
by Reaperboy March 28, 2009
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Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015
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smoking sperm foilies

the usage of male ejaculation replacement for cocaine foilies. usually occurs in homosexuals and hoodrats
where the fuck is that faggot alfred? hes in the back with that other faggot gustavo in the restroom smoking sperm foilies all tweaked out
by adam the barbarian March 24, 2012
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goat sperm shitter

A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
by Qrst1 December 14, 2008
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Bull Sperm

Thats a bunch of BULL SPERM I did not sleep with your mom last night it was your Grandma thank you!
by Lindsay January 22, 2004
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dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008
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