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Bloody hole filled with sperm 

Hey Billy, what happened to your mom? Her "cooter" looks like an inside out jelly donut.

DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) 

A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.
Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.
e-sperm by Reaperboy March 28, 2009

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind 

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

smoking sperm foilies

the usage of male ejaculation replacement for cocaine foilies. usually occurs in homosexuals and hoodrats
where the fuck is that faggot alfred? hes in the back with that other faggot gustavo in the restroom smoking sperm foilies all tweaked out

goat sperm shitter 

A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
goat sperm shitter by Qrst1 December 14, 2008