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Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)
by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023
mugGet the Sperm Lockedmug.

Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.
Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.
by Ko16311 August 26, 2021
mugGet the Sperm whalemug.

emotional sperm

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!
by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013
mugGet the emotional spermmug.

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024
mugGet the Sperm Admiralmug.

sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.
Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?
by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024
mugGet the sperm cleansingmug.

sperm

by , you don't need to know who November 21, 2021
mugGet the spermmug.

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