Shannon special

When you jack off on a picture of your friends girlfriend

Nate gave the Shannon special to jasons anniversary poster

by Freexxxtenc123 June 22, 2018

special rider

Special Rider is a blues term for special sexual partner. Unlike the common blues term ‘rider’, the phrase ‘special rider’ is more special: it seems to occur in only four pre-war songs and by implication in a fifth. One of these is Skip James’. Bob Dylan named his music publishing company Special Rider.

The girl I'm seeing is my special rider

by backbaconnbeer November 23, 2016

hector special

One shot of rot gut tequila with two tablespoons of olive juice and a dash of tobacco sauce

I can't stomach this shitty tequila! Well then we'll just make Hector special's

by Dguernsey June 10, 2018

special shoes

This is someone who has intense emotional issues. You do not want to be involved with a person with special shoes.

She wears special shoes.

by ILL-MATIC June 13, 2007

A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

by D Nasty December 1, 2020

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020