social carnivore

A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.

I thought he was a vegetarian. No. He's a social carnivore. He a have the sausage pizza.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014

social inertia

An expression used to describe the behavior of groups of individuals wherein, the larger the group, the harder it is to begin doing a task.

The social inertia of this committee has gotten a lot worse since adding an extra four members.

by Backdoor Banana November 12, 2014

socially awesome

Describes someone who, after spending his childhood/adolescence/young adulthood being labelled "socially awkward" by insecure peers, finally gets his shit together and through experience learns how to be the life of the party.

Hey, remember that kid Lance who never knew what to say about the latest Jersey Shore episode? He was, like, soooo socially awkward.

No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.

by Amerideutscher July 11, 2014

social bureaucracy

Social obligations as a result of the inherent hierarchical echelons of social relations.

She posted a comment on Facebook, pressured by the coercive forces of social bureaucracy.

by Boundless Universe March 19, 2015

Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.

Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..

by PaliKid July 18, 2015

social media dyslexia

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.

Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.

by I've been tested. November 11, 2015

social fap

When you use social media to masturbate

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!

by n-bomb December 1, 2015