Definitions by n-bomb

Skyelard 

Someone named Skyelar, but who is fat and eats lard.

My buddy Skyelard just bought a tub of lard.

Skyelard by n-bomb December 30, 2015

social fap 

When you use social media to masturbate

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!

social fap by n-bomb December 1, 2015

Wet Surprise 

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.

Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!

Wet Surprise by n-bomb September 20, 2015

wet chihuahua 

When you use too much lube while Masturbating and it becomes very slippery.

Yo Mike, yesterday i got a wet chihuahua while masturbating

wet chihuahua by n-bomb April 11, 2015

slip ass 

When you shit and you wipe but your ass is wet/slippery from taking a shower/bath.

Bro yesterday after taking a shower, i took a shit and wiped but there was nothing on the toilet paper because i had slip ass.

slip ass by n-bomb February 23, 2015

Blood Vag 

When you put your penis up a women's vagina so far, the woman starts to bleed.

"When Mary got Blood Vag, she started crying."

Blood Vag by n-bomb January 18, 2015

blood butt

When you fuck someone so hard up the ass their ass hole is bloody.

"I heard Sherry got some blood butt yesterday!'

blood butt by n-bomb January 17, 2015