n-bomb's definitions

Skyelard

Someone named Skyelar, but who is fat and eats lard.

My buddy Skyelard just bought a tub of lard.

by n-bomb December 30, 2015

social fap

When you use social media to masturbate

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!

by n-bomb December 1, 2015

Wet Surprise

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.

Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!

by n-bomb September 20, 2015

wet chihuahua

When you use too much lube while Masturbating and it becomes very slippery.

Yo Mike, yesterday i got a wet chihuahua while masturbating

by n-bomb April 11, 2015

slip ass

When you shit and you wipe but your ass is wet/slippery from taking a shower/bath.

Bro yesterday after taking a shower, i took a shit and wiped but there was nothing on the toilet paper because i had slip ass.

by n-bomb February 23, 2015

Blood Vag

When you put your penis up a women's vagina so far, the woman starts to bleed.

"When Mary got Blood Vag, she started crying."

by n-bomb January 18, 2015

blood butt

When you fuck someone so hard up the ass their ass hole is bloody.

"I heard Sherry got some blood butt yesterday!'

by n-bomb January 17, 2015