Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a Lowrider Slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
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