awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

Jay And Silent Bob

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone [phone] or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .

Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.

by Rocmaven November 13, 2011

silent cry

silent cry is a phenomenom mostly seen in small children, usually under the age of 6. It is the cry that is evoked by a child when they are in such extreme pain or agony (perhaps older sibling took a toy away) that they are screaming or crying so loud that it appears that nothing is coming out when in fact it is really so f'in loud it can not be heard by the adult ear. Occasionaly, a silent cry can be exhibited in an adult, which is hilarious. In the adult case it is usually brought about again by extreme pain, but not what you would expect. It is not a serious injury that causes, not life threatening, not to a major limb. No, in fact it usually involves fingers or toes being slammed in a door or stubbed on a hard object, a paper cut has even been known to draw the silent cry.

Jackson to Kurt: Dude, boss is still looking for that Mitchel report he asked for a week ago. If it's not in my hands tomorrow morning I will bitchslap you so hard you will be silent crying for a fucking week ... a fucking week!!!
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.

by the last great nobody July 2, 2009

Silence Of the Lambs

When masturbating in front of a girl, you ejaculate in your hand and throw it at her.

I tried everything, even a Silence of the Lambs to get these passed out chicks on the bus at Bonnaroo to wake up and leave.

by Matthew Walls July 30, 2007

Silencer

Deadly tongued scholar with 32 Cisco routers and an ARIN forensics pass. Beat me up for incorrectly installing Counterstrike on his patented 'linux training box' at Uni. Fair to say I have not kept contact beyond the 'yearly email'.

Gaz ''bastardly'' Ward.

by Martin3000 December 8, 2004

mr. silent killer gas passer

Probably the most funniest song out there made by Budweiser, and even though it's only like a minute long, it's still worth listening to

this song never gets old

by d'fo April 2, 2004

Silent Pooper

Its a wet and silent fart that comes out when you try to fart without making a sound.

Lily was in a important meeting when she pulled a silent pooper which made people fled the room.

by Crisaliz October 13, 2007