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Scoops

Another name for a Mormon or the LDS religion. They are called scoops because they take their brains out, rinse them in a jar of vinegar to cleanse their sins. Then it is put back in and are "brainwashed."
Oh man look at those damn scoops, there's too many of them
by maceltits June 4, 2009
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Scoop Dunk

When you take two (or three) fingers and scoop the last bit of shiza out of another man's anus and then dunk it directly into their mouth.
"James, are you going to let me scoop dunk you tonight?" "Only if you bring extra saran wrap."
by shizajim September 9, 2011
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Scoops

When a fart is brewing up inside of you and you feel like your friends may enjoy sharing in the stench. Ripping ass while your friends ask for "scoops" or "gimme two scoops of that" while using their hand as a spoon to scoop the wafting gas into their nostrils.
Tim:
Oh man I feel a great scoop brewing right now

Dave:
Well don't hog it, pass some scoops over this way!
by Tyecko2589t December 2, 2010
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scooping

When you are having sex or had sex with someone.
Alex told his roommate Ariel not to go in the dorm room because he was scooping for about an hour with the girl from the party and needs to clean up.
by El Argenis A.K.A. "Henis" August 9, 2006
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scoop

Mike Brusoe's term for general texcitement, or to be completely random, and in some cases, annoying, but seldom does that happen. just say it out loud, it makes you feel better
matt: whats up chief
Brusoe: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!(say it in a high pitched voice or in a funny voice to make it that much more hillarious)
by No-Yes January 25, 2005
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scoop

to scoop (verb)
1.to catch something as in to see or understand.

2.to catch something as in to get it or literally catch it.
1.Yo Mike, scoop out the ass on da b****.
or
teacher:e=mc2 + v - c * g / h - d - l + 12 / 2 + 1305738 - l
john: yo jeff did u scoop that?
jeff: nah i dont think so.

2.o man i almost scooped the football for the touchdown on
that last throw.
or
(at the carnival using those machines with the claw to get
stuffed animals and candy, etc.)
come on Bill you gotta scoop up that stuffed monkey,
you've already wasted 10 dollars trying to get it for your
girlfriend. You better get layed for that.
by Chop88 December 28, 2005
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scoop head

When a person has a head like a shelf

THE SCOOP HEAD TEST
If you if you run your hand down your head you should feel a clear definition between where the head ends and the neck begins(the scoop) if you can fit 3 or more fingers on your scoop and if your scoop is about a right degree angle then you have a scoop head.

To let some one know that they have a scoop head you lightly run your hand down the back of there head. Once you reach the scoop you put your head around it and jerk it forward. The most inportant part is that you must say scoop head while the jerking is taking place.

(you have to say scoop head like you say A-Town or how you would say a year '09 or '06)
Look at Tiffany Martin, she got a big ol' SCOOP HEAD
by tybaltWHS09 August 15, 2006
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