secret-fat

When an individual at first glance is of a normal height/weight ratio but then on further inspection is actually a fat ass.

With men, this happens often with an ample chest cavity which hides a beer gut. This theory can also be applied to women.

The most difficult cases arise when the subject is very hot in the face therefore making their body less prominent but then only with another glance does their actual shape come to light.

"That guy I brought home last night looked so hot when he was dancing on the bar, but that well toned chest was hiding a whole world of secret-fat."

by the Dilley January 24, 2009

Secret Nudist

Someone who likes to walk aroud without his/her clothes on when they are alone, usually in their house.

When her parents werent home, Jim would take off his clothes and walk around being a secret nudist.

by Ninja_boi October 18, 2010

The Secret Agent

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.

While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.

by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011

Internal Security Department

Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"

by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020

security lard

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009

Boobie-secret

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.

Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!

by SLYX August 21, 2009

Secret Frustration

Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.

Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.

by MathPlus January 6, 2019