Schlookie

When your girl dookies on your schlong during anal intercourse.

"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"

by sexy hexy II March 3, 2023

Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time

Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie

by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023

Schmogli

The type of person that gets into a sports stadium without paying but gets busted midway through the show. Then runs away to not get prohibited

Bro: Schmogli got in the Bayern Stadium again and after getting caught ran away.
Bro2: legend

by Rihpsalis April 26, 2023

schloobypabbled

when you steal ice-cream from a baby and then eat it in front of them

the other day i schloobypabbled a baby at the park

by james murray#2 fan May 17, 2023

Schloob

A good boi. Probably a very playful but docile doggy, like a German Shepherd or a Retriever.
Its used as a suffix to a dogs name.
Ex: jessyschloob or if dog with a name like gus or zeus is being used add the suffix ‘sy’ to the end.
my dogs name is gus so i call him gussyschloob.

M: “Look at that doggy! hes a doggyschloob!”
Y:”Damn right hes one hell of a unit.”

by river von thorpe September 20, 2023

schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

by sonnnyy October 2, 2023

Schmoicael

Can be good or bad. Sick/dope/gnarly. Trendy term for something that’s cool

Man, did you see the new kid? He’s got some schmoicael rizz.

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024