Tag/ Spam Post 

When a friend on facebook wants to talk to you Via Status by tagging you in a status, a variant of wall-posting, most people find this kind to be very annoying and almost immediately untag themselves. Normally the post will be in what kids call "text talk" meaning it may go like this "AYYYY @JOHN WALL B SP3N1N THE N1GHT NIQQA!" It may even get worse, because we all know the black population forgot how to type English.

@Genericname, y dont u spend tha nite 2day? as' ur rents if can

*untags*, chats friend *no, I don't want to, because I have something to do in the morning, if you need to talk to me, chat me."

lol ok durr mang

this is a Tag/ Spam post

Tag/ Spam Post by sickoftexttalk June 8, 2011

crit-spam 

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".

In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.

crit-spam by jubu2324 July 25, 2011

Porch Spam 

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

Porch Spam by captain manly December 5, 2012

passive spam

Passive spam is basically a Facebook or other social network post that has a completely pointless call to action. The defining factor is that the quiz or question is not meant to offer any type of challenge, but instead is simply a tool to arbitrarily increase page reach.

Passive spam consists of stupid quiz-like questions on Facebook that either require some small amount of math or analytical skills (in order to make the people responding feel intelligent...even though they aren't)

Also, the classic "like or my grandmother will die" type posts. In this context the spammer is using the person's good nature to accomplish their goals instead of the person's desire to answer a question (that usually is incredibly simple to figure out).

passive spam by d4m4g3d April 8, 2013

Cutie Spam 

When a couple is in a group chat and they bombard you with cute messages to a point where one of them is removed for the safety of the participants

"who's my beautiful butterfly"
"oh I don't know"
"The girl who's with me"
"OH BABE"

Guys stop with the Cutie Spam

Cutie Spam by Mutumbo April 20, 2015

choke spam 

What salty Sith claim Jedi do

Damn Jedi are Choke spammers!

choke spam by UNKOWN6911084 November 25, 2016

she-spam 

An absolute cluster fuck of messages or text from a woman, usually in full caps

"FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE"
"geez talk about she-spam..."

she-spam by frothybuttholejuice February 9, 2017