An incel that simps to his friends of the opposite gender yet fail miserably.
The type of average retard that thinks that women and men can't be friends just because simpcels don't see women as people but mere sex objects, which shows their lack of self-control and being unable to control their hormones.
Generally, this kind of incels think that if any women wants friendship, simpcels believe there must be something that should be gained out of the friendship (ex:. sex or emotional investment) as if they think they are entitled to it while not putting anything on a table.
The type of average retard that thinks that women and men can't be friends just because simpcels don't see women as people but mere sex objects, which shows their lack of self-control and being unable to control their hormones.
Generally, this kind of incels think that if any women wants friendship, simpcels believe there must be something that should be gained out of the friendship (ex:. sex or emotional investment) as if they think they are entitled to it while not putting anything on a table.
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when playing the drinking game of beirut (or beerpong for all you lame asses) when both teams go into overtime instead of filling the three cups with the same beer, each cup is filled with a different beer. this usually happens because a) you have ran out of one kind of beer b) you like having variety or c) you are so shitfaced that you just dont even realize that you and your partner are pouring different beers in the cups
After reaching overtime my partner, Animatronic, filled one cup with her Bud-Light Lime, and I filled the last two cups with Red Stripe and a Busch Light. We were in the mood for an overtime sampler.
by NeverTooDrunkToPlayBeerpong April 23, 2009
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Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"
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Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.
OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
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