screw

slowed down music that came from the one and only 713(h-town)

that song sounds badass screwed

by la_chula April 14, 2005

screw the pooch

To engage in intercourse with the family dog.

Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

OR

Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.

by MonickerBazillion December 4, 2010

Tramp Screw

definition: 1.) Having sexual relations with a (Jersey) girl with a butt-spew tattoo after buying her 3 drinks. 2.)Middle-aged women sleeping with hobos and bridge dwellers by offering alcoholic beverages to entice fornication. 3.)Allowing oil company executives convince you to grant them billion dollar tax cuts just prior to raising gasoline prices to record levels. (see: assuming the position.)

1.) Man, I went out with this chick last night, but she was a total Tramp Screw. Never again! Friend: "Nice tattoo, huh?"
2.) Ruth: "Betty, I found a really interesting guy!" Betty: "Really, someone you met at work?" Ruth: "No, he's just a tramp screw I found at the Soup Kitchen - but fun anyway!"
3.) Dick Cheney: "What transpired behind closed doors with the Energy Task Force is of no interest to you, just merely a silly little tramp screw." George W: "Heh, heh, what he said..."

by Timothy Gilchrist August 31, 2008

Screw Face

The face a girl makes when your banging her

I heard that girl has a cute screw face

by Dante30 July 20, 2010

screwnicorn

2 ppl gettin screwed by dildos attached to their heads.

Jared Deutsch was getting lonely, so his buddy David Marselles used his flawless screwnicorn ability to please his buddy.

by JON SHAFER May 13, 2005

screwdriver

probably the best melee weapon in the world

"Gimme all yer money."
"Or what?"
"Or we're gonna knock you out."
"Then I'll stab you with my screwdriver..."

by KiillZEmAwll August 23, 2012

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004