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Robert

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.
Robert: *Breaths*
Gabe: Stfu Robert.
by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018
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Matt Roberts

An absolutely legendary person who everyone loves and is the most popular person

He gets all of the ladies and the pussy
He’s kinda thicc too
by ImThicc69 April 30, 2020
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Robert

Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019
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The Robert Pattinson

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.
'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.
by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010
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Julia roberts

1.Talentless

2.Hideous

3.A mouth the size of the grand canyon
To cut someone down, you could call them a Julia roberts.
by Bill December 18, 2003
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Robert

An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.
did you see that hottie, he is such a robert.
oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today.
there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.
by mr. nobody 6468 March 7, 2009
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Kayla Roberts

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet.

She is an a amazing lover.

The best woman a man could ask for.

She will rock your world, for the best.
She's caring, loving, and pure perfection.
She may get grumpy or upset but she's always beautiful.
She is the best girlfriend ever.
She will never let you down and will always take care of you.

I love her so much! <3
"Kayla Roberts is so amazing I'm glad I met her!"
by A-Team23 July 7, 2014
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