Potter

A blond lunatic who jumps various objects, people and buildings. His trademark is his curtain-style haircut. He is also slightly racist, and has a tendacy to make up many jokes about fat people.

Person 1: Have you seen the Potter's Stunts video?
Person 2: Yeah, that boy is insane

by SirDigbyChickenCesar December 15, 2008

Slick-a-Pottamus

An ultra-suave, super-sly, individual - who exhibits style and grace.

or;

An item or action with a fantastical profile.

Burzan: "who dem?"

Justo: "dem gold chain boys is so slick-a-pottamus 'wit it!"

or;

James: "you seen Tina crew mang?"

O'Chelli "dayam dem girls lookin' so fine n' slick-a-pottamus!"

or;

"..the shoes were glistening with a slick-a-pottamus ultra-sheen.."

by DAGS United March 4, 2009

Harry Potter Poop

You've just been to see Harry Potter at the cinema, and you're really bursting for the toilet. You go to sit down to relieve yourself and find yourself shooting magical spells at Voldemort, just like you did when you were 5.

Mom: Come down and eat, you're ice-cream's melting!
You: Um, one sec mom - just finishing my Harry Potter Poop! (Pew Pew, Stupefy!)

by Ice-Cream-R-Melting November 24, 2010

harry potter and the dead horse

The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)

Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...

by RoseThourne August 13, 2007

potatriot

Noun. A person who serves their country by staying at home on the couch (and by extension, following the social distancing guidelines) during the COVID-19 pandemic. The term is a portmanteau of the English idiom "couch potato" and "patriot." Popularized by a Burger King commercial.

Governor Cuomo honored the first responders, medical workers, and also all New York potatriots in his daily coronavirus press conference.

by br__zy April 23, 2020

Harry Potter

Lil' emo boy with a magic stick,which he waves around and says "Crucio!" alot.
This poor lil' emo boy,his parents are dead,his shmexy God Father Sirius is dead and to make things worse his best friend is a ginger.
By now you think he'd be a junkie with a bad crack habit but,curiously,he is still a straight lil emo boy who is yet to get laid.
Honestly Harry,do you want me to force feed you the viagra?
In conclusion,Harry Potter is a poor lil emo boy with an awful haircut and homosexual yearnings. The End.

~In cinema~
"Oh My God....mullet ville!"

Harry Potter is teh ghey,yo.

by bandanasarerad November 20, 2006

Harry Potter

A series of true stories about a hero by the name "Harry Potter." This serious, which was written without consent of the wizarding world, has brought this new world into public view.

The entire Wizarding World has been repremanded of late, because Twilight fans are being killed daily by the unforgivable curse, "Avada Kadavra." Most of these incidences are because twilight fans are accusing Wizards of being "fake and gay."

Twilight fan: I read Harry Potter last week, that book is so fake and gay.

Wizard: Avada Kadavra!

Twilight fan: *dead*

by ccllaarrkk April 10, 2010