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Rabbit Planet

A cultivated “headspace” that some folks keep going for themselves usually because of their increasing difficulties coping with their Earthly status quo.
She was a good person but she was characterologically weak and therefore needed an altered state of consciousness, a parallel world she called “Rabbit Planet” which she created as an unguent to existence which for her had become both continuously tragic and annoying.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021
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New Player

A 6'1 Sigma GOD of a person, popular on the hit mobile game AFK Arena.

Recognized by his classic Patrick Bateman profile pictures (Literally him) and Greek god physique, along with his many goth ehoes. Just a total alpha across the board TBH.
New Player: Hey lol
*Goth Ehoe*: I'd suck the soul out of you New Player
by New Player December 22, 2022
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Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023
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Tifa-san plan

The fundamental strategy used in Final Fantasy VII Speedruns.

Tifa's weapon, the powersoul deals more damage when near-death, but she also deals more damage if she's under Death Sentence. It works like this:

Critical (yellow) HP: 2x damage

Enemy Skill: Death Sentence: 4x damage

Materia: Deathblow: 2x damage

Together, that's 16 times normal damage. Deathblow also ignores back row, so it's 32 times back row damage. Awesome, huh? And in addition, we equip her with armor and accessories to boost her strength. This is what makes Tifa the ultimate killing machine.
I used the Tifa-san plan for my FF7 speedrun because it is the fastest strategy.
by garlandg July 28, 2009
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DJ Press Play

A person who thinks they are a DJ at a party just because they can press play on a CD or play an iPod.
Look at that chump over there, DJ Press Play's thinking he can spin.
by djpressplay February 17, 2010
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Watchmen Future Planet

A handheld game for the Nintendo DS that takes place after the events of the critically acclaimed graphic novel Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. The story is set on a far off planet where Dr. Manhattan has fulfilled his promise to create new life. The planet is occupied by lazer gun toting cowboys and newly created counterparts to our planets heroes. The Various missions include getting Rorschach's Vegas wedding annulled, walking a circus tightrope, and defending a brothel from a hoard of corrupt cowboys. The game received so many negative reviews that the publishers tried to disavow the games existence to the extent of erasing it from the internet.
Person 1: I just tried to look the game up. Watchmen Future Planet must be one of those games that was so bad they erased it from existence.

Person 2: That's gotta be it.
by WatchmenFuturePlanet-developer December 14, 2010
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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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