Alaskan Pipeline

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

by Duke Masters October 31, 2006

Piped up

To have a penis enter ones body

Carol- "Becky are you going to Ryan's house later?"
Becky- "Yes, I can't wait to get piped up!"

by tbrum October 15, 2019

pile pipe

The invention relates generally to ointment applicators specifically for hemorrhoidal use.

My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.

by Markalisa April 12, 2008

caspian pipeline

A sexual act that involves two participants. The person on the bottom stretches open his/her anus so that the person on the top may squat over said anus and excrete fecal matter directly into it. The bottom, with a bit of dexterity, can then proceed to push the "oil" back up the "pipeline" if he/she so desires.

"My Georgian girlfriend, Cynthia, and I were enjoying a delightful Caspian Pipeline, until Boris, from Russia, attacked Cynthia, claiming her as his own, and temporarily breaking the flow."

by sentars July 13, 2009

Desert Pines high school

A school fillied with pregnant bitches and abortions. With musty bitches getting fucked in the bathroom and guys getting they dick sucked in the halls. people may say that this is the most musty school in Nevada. The bitches in student council swear that they run the school and think they too good for anybody. Beaners wear them tight ass jeans looking gay as a mf and have loud trucks that go 5 miles an hour. And the black bitches in the morning be loud asfuck like if it’s recess. This school has a 90% that it well shot up by a most likely rotc nigga. Rotc niggas swear they been to war and act like they deserve respect. Also known for being fillied with lil dick niggas who claim they got 32 inch punishers. with niggas who ditch just to go to sand hill and smoke dick but as soon as they get unenrolled they cry like the pussies they are. This is also the school where seniors try to rape freshmen girls because they are pedophiles. This the lovely school we like to call “Desert Crimes”.

Loud black female ina morning: “BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDD!!!!”
Student council bitch: “were in charge of what goes on in school”

Rotc niggas: “FuTuRe mArInE sOlDiEr”
“Desert Pines High school is the mustiest place I’ve ever been to”- experienced student

by speaking facts only boi December 23, 2018

phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster

"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

papes

The first commentor was correct in stating that 'papes' indeed is slang for 'paper' which is indeed slang for 'money'.

one shot to the side of the face
let me up inside of the place
get me the funds up outta the safe
hit the fire escape, fuck flyin' from jakes
i'm dyin' for papes

by afficialnastyniggas98 March 21, 2008