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Giant-Ass Panda

A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.
"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"
by Tyler Alley September 18, 2009
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Flying panda nigger

Big ass black pandas with wings
Holy crap, that flying panda nigger just ate my dog
by LupineA April 30, 2011
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pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.
William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.
by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023
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panda bear

cute boy with adorable curly brown hair but covers it up with a beanie most of the time.
He is incredibly nice to everyone
Panda bear is up for anything and everything.
over all he is the most amazing person in the world person in the world
person 1: OH MY GOD! TYLER BARTON IS AMAZING!

person 2: wait who?!

person 1: That guy! (points)

person 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! HIS NAME IS PANDA BEAR! ..... dumb ass.
by Nikkilovesu November 22, 2011
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Sexy Red Panda

Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.

They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.
Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.
by pfff... June 18, 2011
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sad panda

A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.
Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."
by one angry recipient August 26, 2005
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panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.
On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.
by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006
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