Magic Hat Number 9

After ejaculating in a condom, you quickly pull it off and put it over a girls head, then punch her in the face and say "abracadabra!"

I finished off the night with a Magic Hat Number 9, and she disappeared after that.

by Angel15w January 16, 2009

number 9

the most special lipstick a girl could own. The kind she uses for them BLOWJOBS! Its smear proof and it won't come off.

My girl: DAMN! That lipstick its fly, whatchu use?
Me: Its KAT VON D. It's my number 9 lipstick ;)

by not_your_hoe November 17, 2017

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

Number six

The act of defecating, urinating and masturbating until orgasm all in one sitting while on the toilet. Thereby combining peeing(#1) pooping(#2) and cumming(#3) equaling six.

I always like to start off my day by going number six.

by Mbigmizzle October 21, 2010

Number Nazi

A number nazi, or numerical nazi or mathematical nazi.They are as annoying and similar to a grammar nazi. but instead of words they reign over numbers and, math.

Jeff-Hey Mark, what is 1 + 1?

Mark-Bitch its WINDOW!

Jeff-No dip shit, it's 2!

Number Nazi-You both are dumb-asses, 1 + 1 is an expresion, therefore, there is no equal sing.

Grammar Nazi-You spelt "expression" wrong.

by ting ting lover November 25, 2009

Rule number one

Don't let loon in your poon!

"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda

by Megstalean July 23, 2016

Imaginary Numbers

A fake number that does not exist. It’s only purpose is to ruin lives. I hate math.

Kayla said imaginary numbers make her happy, and I was just happy to hear that she was happy. She’s a beautiful girl who loves coffee.

by ajc3117 September 20, 2018