The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
by Tardified July 29, 2010
An Ugly Debonair is a man who is not only visual ugly, but also mentally and emotionally ugly as well. These types of guys would be considered a -1 on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 Being The Best Catch). Even though these types of guys are extremely ugly; they still get the hottest of woman because they are confident and carefree. Which women tend to be very attracted to.
(Man 1) I just don't get it. John Doe is the type of ugly that normally dies at birth, but he keeps getting hot women! (Man 2) Yeah I know; he treats them like dirt and for some reason they like that. (Man 1) Why though? He is just a fake-ass Ugly Debonair!!!
by the2ndflood August 04, 2008
Someone who is a weeb, wears masks to school, and jerks to hentai. This particular person struggles to find a mate.
by Foo125 December 09, 2017
by Nissa October 11, 2007
lesbian sex; when the vaginas of two female sex partners smack together during sexual intercourse, often swapping fluids and debris.
I was trying to sleep, but the lesbians next door were bumpin uglies all night and the sloppy smacking noises were echoing too loudly
by lunchemz May 19, 2005
the ugliest fucking chick uve ever seen on this whole planet....so ugly it is a sin to be so hideous
by uhhhMARISSA September 21, 2005
The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.
by ahhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2005