cold-brew

Coffee steeped in room-temp or cold water, normally drank by trendy douchebags who think they're better than everyone else.

Look at chad over there sipping his cold-brew like a douchebag. It's just iced coffee, get over yourself.

by imupset July 31, 2019

cold email

Email equivalent of a cold call.

I cold emailed a potential client about building her website. She replied, "I have no idea what you're talking about. API? Hooked up to WordPress? Stop geek barking at me. Will it have sparkles?"

by geekbarker September 30, 2009

Cold Box

To smoke marijuana in a closed area that is so uncomfortably cold that it removes the pleasure from smoking in the first place.

We cold boxed Nick's garage last night. It fucking sucked.

by Phil Stoner February 10, 2010

hash cold

What you get from smoking hash a lot. A hacking cough that brings up gobs of brown phlegm.

"We smoked hash with that Canadian guy for five days and now I have a wicked hash cold!"

by pintslayer May 6, 2008

Cold burger

The act of stuffing ice into your victims ass and repeatedly thrusting to push the ice further and you end with throwing lettuce, tomato, burger bun, and cheese after ejaculating all over their ads.

The boss was talking shit so I took her into the McDonald's freezer and gave her a cold burger.

by Imperial_Wizard October 25, 2018

Cold Stoned

1. Getting stoned before going to Cold Stone ice cream.
2. Getting stoned off of Cold Stone ice cream.

1. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?
2. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?

by Ridiclus November 28, 2009

Cold as Ice

(1) A bitch.

(2) Usually a woman who, if she were a man, would get her assaulted after almost everything she says and does.

(Word originates from the late-70's and has been associated with the Foreigner hit song, "Cold as Ice".)

"I can't believe she was willing to sacrifice our love. She's cold as ice!"

by The newlyweds December 3, 2013