natural disaster

When someone named adi Patel starts busting off to tom holland. The waves of cum will be so large , Shivams greatness pales in comparison to it.

An example of a natural disaster might be your local alien adi Patel busting off to Tom holland during computer science class in school

by Thegoatestshivam December 13, 2021

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Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

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Natures Holiday

It’s another word for 4/20, or taking a day to relax and smoke weed all day.

Bro: Why did you call in work today cuh?
Cuh: It was Natures Holiday, I was about to go but then I got high bro.

by Johnny Silverhand April 16, 2024

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Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.

Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 26, 2024

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Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body

Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.

by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011

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