Charlie milf

hey charlie, i love you so much. i think i might have a crush on you 😈😈🍆💦✂️😉😉👬
-secret admirer

oh hey charlie milf, i have a crush on you

by DaddyGilf February 20, 2021

milf

a person who wants to ;) a mom.

Johnny, are you a milf?

by rat lol May 25, 2021

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

MILF

A sexy lady who usually 30+ and often 40+ ie Mother I'd like to fuck

Erik had a thing for Martha Holmes, Heather Dowell and Helen Thomas. They are MILF he would often say.

by PantsuGoblin June 13, 2025

milf

Type of some old bitch which usually has a son named Matias or Cristobal

Shit, you've seen that B, she a milf, oh sorry that's your mom

fuck you- Matias

by zukry February 8, 2023

MILF

Oliver's mother

"Have you seen Oliver's mom, she's totally a milf"

by yoongi's other half May 11, 2023