Definitions by carte.de.guidage

MILF 

abbreviation for « My Iguana Licks Feathers » which is another way to say « Macron E-X-P-L-O-S-I-O-N » in reference to the French president and his biggest fan.

« In France we love MILFS »

MILF by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

DILF 

Abbreviation for “Dude I Love Forests”
When someone says “DILF”, it means that this person feels really close to nature and wants to share their interest with you.

“OMG, have you seen this man walking down the street ?
-wow he’s such a DILF!
-mannn I love DILF people”

DILF by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

Dad jokes 

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

Dad jokes by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

Enseignement scientifique 

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer

“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

Enseignement scientifique by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023