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woodworth middle school

a school full of retard ass yemeni niggas who think they lightskin, and tryna be something they aint. Also full of ratchet ass white gurls who think they black. The school looks like ass, and it'll be hard not to find a group of reeking guys out front, prob talking about fortnite
yo u kno that one gurl?
Ya shes from woodworth middle school.
Damn man nevermind.
by pussy blaster August 3, 2018
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ronald reagan middle school

a middle school in virginia probably one of the worst schools out there...it’s full of rich ass white kids.All the girls are all over the boys and the teachers do nothing about it. Everyone there is fake the teachers do nothing to help kids out that are falling behind !
by hotbarbie November 21, 2018
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Malcolm in the Middle

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.
On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.
by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008
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Middleton Milkshake

A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest
I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.
by Ohio Stanley January 21, 2009
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Sagamore Middle school

A shitty fucking crowded ass middle school owned by the sachem central school district. Ever since those goddamn sequoya kids came into the school, the place has been riddled with nonstop drug deals and people giving birth in the girls locker room. There are a few things of yours that end up lost during your years in the crackhead school. Your foreskin, virginity and the rest of your dignity and self esteem. Never enroll your well behaved kid in Sagamore, for you will lose all control of them completely.
Person A: dude I have to switch school districts.

Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem

Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.
by largeforehead@sachem.edu June 4, 2017
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middle school

Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.

In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.

6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.

7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.

8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.

There are 3 types of teachers:

The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.

The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.

The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.

If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
by Amy Renée July 5, 2009
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middle school

an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.
p1: so what evil torturous middle school do u go to?
p2: JFK middle
p1: god, sucks 4 u huh?
p2: yea
by JFK Phreak September 30, 2004
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