matthew morrison

matthew morrison is a sexy mofo

have u seen that sexy mofo matthew morrison?

by clairep69 February 8, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a fuckboy. Matthew only wants you when your taken. Matthew is an asshole who deserves to burn in the eternal depths of hell

Person1: my ex is such a dick
Person2: sounds like a matthew to me

by Baf baf baf July 13, 2016

matthew

A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.

girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew

girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!

by darkened soul July 31, 2016

Matthew

Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.

Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

by kopns April 1, 2009

matthew

A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"

by Micah P. May 22, 2008

Dave Matthews

A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.

If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".

by afernandez December 12, 2007

MATTHEW

one who is dumb enough to break his TV with a tennis ball

matthew is a brick

by psefu September 21, 2016