Mattress Body

what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.

girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!

girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!

girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!

by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011

Mattress hoper

People who jump from one relationship to another with ease and have low self esteem, no standards, or very low standards when it comes to choosing a significant other.

Jennifer and Dean are mattress hopers who left their significant others to be with each other. They did that before with their exes and will do it again to each other.

by Justasmartgirl July 7, 2011

mattress topper

Euphemism for a prostitute.

That mattress topper left me feeling very relaxed.

by irotsoma December 8, 2012

Mattress Dragger

A person who falsely accuses someone of rape after being rejected romantically for the purposes of fame and/or revenge

Don't hang out alone with Emma, she's a real mattress dragger.

by IndescribablyLogical July 19, 2016

Mattress

Someone who is as thick as a mattress

meaning youre dumb

Your brother is a fucking mattress

by Sogmon January 8, 2021

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

man mattress

A comfortable man to sleep on.

A sleeping man that can be used as a man mattress

by stephette February 17, 2010