Shane Matthew tew

The most incredible guy anyone could meet. He's loving, caring, faithful, honest, gorgeous, generous, happy, and just DROP DEAD SEXY! No one in this world compares to him, as much as you boys and guys would like to.. Sorry there's no hope for you :) Shane Tew is an incredible athlete who will have an extraordinary future. And ladies.. Sorry but he's already taken for LIFE<3 yes, you may go drown yourself in your tears now!, I know.. You all would love to have him for yourselves. Shane is beautiful inside and out, even when he's raging mad! Also; Shane has the best body around, he won the best body competition, how sexy is that ;) damnnnn! There may be over a million (shane)'s in this world, but there's only one who fits the name and that's Shane Matthew tew!!! Baby your the best thing that has ever happened to me even when we are in the worst of times! I promise to be the best girlfriend/wifey ever ;))) I love you sweet baby, even when I'm outrageously mad! Same goes for you :) ya hearddddd me baby!

It's you and me forever! No matter what<3 muahhh!
Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3

We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)

102309 forever and after baby!!!!!

by The amazing girlfriend/wifey<3 July 10, 2010

Matthew Brand

A lanky piece of shit who has no sense of humour, he has no idea how to spell anything. He thinks he is good at football when realistically he is not because he can't decide whether to pick up a ball or kick it away so he let it go in the goal and he lost his team the game. He doesn't know how to make his sandwiches but he tells everyone he made them him-self so he looks like a big man. Basically, if we come to a conclusion about Matthew Brand, and if you know him, then we feel really really really sorry for you and we take pity on you. His parents don't love him and they bought him a grandpa watch, he tried being cool by smoking when he didn't even inhale anything so we took the piss out of him. He thinks he knows everything about the economy but he has no idea about the economy.

Geoff Smith: "Come on, let's go out!"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"

by Yakub Wasim July 19, 2011

matthew

an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops.

Im going out with some friends to grab a few matthews.

by SUBSANCHEZ December 27, 2013

Mathew

Mathew. He is kind of a huge ass nerd. But he is the most kind-hearted boi you will ever meet. He is also an innocent little bean. in fact, his head be shaped like a garbanzo bean. But, he has a has the booty, and that makes him good. He is aslo very funny. He knows a little bit about everything. We love him>

Mathew is love.

by ImBabie1 September 12, 2019

Matthew

The most handsome man ever. He is the most amazing guy in the world and no one could replace him. He is kind and tries to be nice got everyone. He has good taste in music. And his girlfriend is in love with him

Girl one:damn did u see Matthew.
Boy: I'm straight and he is fine

by theswagger June 29, 2015

Matthew

A fun caring guy that will treat a girl like she's The only one for him in the whole existence of the world

I matthew I love u

by Lmxbidestoryer May 25, 2017

Matthew Carr

A hit Star in Japan For Many of His horror Movies. He usually is playing as a ginger who plays as a gamer who stumbles into the game and fights monsters.

will-Hey look it Matthew Carr!

Nash- OMGG!!!!!!!!!!

by that guy you met that day May 17, 2010