Muff

to give oral sex AKA muff divin

"its kinda like muff diving

by mike hunt- bmxboard March 9, 2005

muff

town/village in County Donegal, Ireland. One of the most northerly towns on the island of Ireland although it is in the south! c.f. political situation in Northern/Ireland. It is on a peninsula and belive it or not diving is popular!

You fellas goin divin in Muff this weekend?

by marcu December 28, 2005

Muff

Acronym for Mandatory Unwanted Fat Fuck.

Frank had a Muff that night he was drunk! Ha!

by Matt Prather April 9, 2006

muff

a muff is a Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend
all hot girls have a muff friend and the hotter the girl the bigger the muff shes with

damm that girl is sexy but ewwww look at her muff

dan.w rocks lol

by dan.j.washington January 24, 2009

muff

1)the hair around a womans genitalia
2)to give oral sex to a woman

you should have seen the bird i pulled last night her muff was bushier than the amazon rainforests!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Muff

Short for Muffin

Let's have another muff session tomorrow!

by Coodles May 8, 2004

Muff

When someone says or does something stupid you apply the MUFF. Can also be applied via a braced MUFF. Taking your index finger and middle finger putting them together and applying pressure behind the idiots ear(just along the hair line) and pulling/swiping towards yourself catching they're ear. And hopefully achieving a snap noise and a disgruntled look of confusion from the receiver of the MUFF.

Guy: I think Larry the Cable guy is fricken hilarious...
Friend of Guy: Holy shit dude. I think you got a MUFF comin...
Guy: What? He's really funny.

Friend of Guy: Applies his index and middle fingers behind Guy's ear and swipes that shit... Achieving a loud snap sound.

(Guy then realizes he was being an idiot and apologizes for saying Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious.)

by Johnny Reds February 16, 2009