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goat monger

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11

Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.
by Ian Henman November 7, 2003
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queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"
Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"
by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007
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Whore Monster

A once normal whore, or prostitute, who has been converted into some sort of monster either via a zombie attack, vampire embracing, or some other sort of incident that would result in the changing of a human being into the aforementioned monster.
Friend 1: "Holy shit, dude! Run! There are whore monsters everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"

Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"

Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"

Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
by Erroneous2u June 7, 2011
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Dish Monger

An person who repeatedly hoards used and unsanitary dishes in a confined space, that are rank, spoiled, and contaminated with disease. A Dish Monger does not have the ability to discard such items.
The dish monger named Rozzi, left spoiled milk for two weeks in her room.
by Lomyr September 13, 2011
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Power Hungry Monster

A person who craves an insane amount of power constantly. The person will sacrifice any and all of his time in order to gain more power.

See God
by The Power Hungry Monster February 5, 2003
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Heyman monster

Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!

Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.

Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?

*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
by gerryforreals October 29, 2009
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tit monster

the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008
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